As a teenager I recall staying up late on a Sunday night to watch the Australian author and journalist Clive James on ITV. A significant part of his show was madcap clips from Japanese TV which showed bizarre game shows, such as “Endurance”. Oh how we laughed, not knowing that a nation would tune in 30 years later to watch a D-list celebrity eat kangaroo gonads.
When I arrived in Japan I was approaching toilets with a similar degree of trepidation as those game show contestants would have approached their challenges all those years ago.
However having spent almost three weeks there, I am a convert (as are the rest of the family). The Japanese approach to toilets and public conveniences in general is a revelation.
At first glance, the toilets appear to be over engineered, needlessly high tech. Everything has a function though and gets used. Coming home on the plane, we watched Bryan Cranston and James Franco’s Christmas father meets new potential son-in-law romcom (yeah, I know) which features a running gag about complicated toilets.
As we spent time using them, realised that there are some practical features. All of the toilets feature a heated toilet seat, which in a country that often doesn’t have central heating. The received wisdom is that this due to the risk associated with having gas supplies in an earthquake zone and therefore central heating is not commonplace. The crazy quid pro quo is that instead portable kerosene heaters are used instead – in wooden and paper buildings!
The flush buttons (big flush/small flush) have a environmental benefit. The inbuilt wash hand basin that often crops up in the cistern again allows water to be recycled flushing and gets your hands clean before leaving the lavatory. This means that you don’t have to touch anything else in the bathroom after you’ve done your doings.
The other buttons relate to cleaning with adjustable pressure and temperature settings and specific sprays for the female anatomy and the general one that covers all genders.
In short, they work – everything is fresher and cleaner.
Which extends into the realms of public toilets too. A combination of a well ordered society, money being spent on the upkeep of public facilities and a move towards a an environmentally friendly paperless toilet meant that with only a couple of exceptions (which tellingly were at tourist spots), the public toilets we encountered in Japan were immaculate.
Anyway, let’s just leave it here. Japanese toilets are increasingly available in the UK and if our numbers ever come up, we’re getting one.
In the meantime, here’s a cute video telling you what else you need to know.